what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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