So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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