In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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