I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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