i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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