It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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