Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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