No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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