She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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