I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
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