found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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