i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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