Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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