Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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