a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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