I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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