i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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