is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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