is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I think a kid would responsible me up
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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