he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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