can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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