New invention idea: vibrating tampons
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Randomize
