Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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