Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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