yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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