what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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