I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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