We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
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