if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
Do vagina's smell?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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