I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
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