It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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