4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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