So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I met the friendliest cop last night
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
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