So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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