I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Randomize
