I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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