Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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