Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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