you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
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