I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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