you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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