Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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