The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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