talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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