I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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