I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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