would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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