Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
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