Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
Even my vagina gasped.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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