She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
