i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
