Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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