my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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