This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
