Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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