bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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