He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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