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i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
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