Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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