Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I know her cup size but not her name....
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